02 November 2012 by

Hey, Mitt Romney. Now’s Not The Time For A Fake Relief Event – And Other Stupid Stuff People Did During Hurricane Sandy…

Don’t: try to rescue ducks from an angry river. Whilst drunk. After abandoning your child. Who is trying to follow you.

Erm, probably not a good time to try this one ever, but I think it’s safe to say that during a HURRICANE is not the appropriate moment to abandon your two-year-old and attempt to save ‘wild ducks’ from a rampant river after a skin full of Pinot. Lucky for her, a quick-thinking neighbour was there to pull the child to safety before he/she jumped in after their mum. Since you asked, the ducks were fine too.


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