Strictly Come Dancing Vs The X-FACTOR: Who Is Top Trumps?
The Mature Glamourpuss
Who? Veteran Texan model and ex Mrs Mick Jagger. At 56, she’s the oldest woman on Strictly this year.
Styling: Long slinky gown and cascading blonde locks, like Jessica Rabbit meets a mermaid.
Catchphrase: “Ah’m sure having fun but dang, my feet hurt.”
Strengths: Great poise, never-ending legs, witty one-liners and oozes glamour.
Weaknesses: Admits she’s lazy. Walks through routines rather than dances.
Who? Mum-of-two, children’s entertainer called Fairy Flutterby and oldest X Factor finalist.
Styling: Hippy chick clothes and huge blonde curls. Resembles Nicola Roberts’ mum.
Catchphrase: “Did I mention that I’m missing my daughters? Oh, several dozen times?”
Strengths: Roof-raising rock voice.
Weaknesses: Tends to shout towards end of songs. Maybe too old for this audience.