Most wanted: a teenage dad?

08 January 2010

Sam Taylor Wood

When trend-pioneering artist Sam Taylor-Wood, 42, and her boyfriend Aaron Johnson, 19, announced they were expecting their first child this week, it got us wondering how their relationship will change our lives… 

– Because Aaron’s middle-aged gut is light years away, for the next decade (at least) Sam will enjoy gazing upon his naturally slim physique and hopefully treat us to some wondrous photographs thereof.

– Young men across the land will start looking at us with renewed interest and we will skip through the streets Sam Tayor-Wood style, assured of our gracefully ageing beauty.

– We will wake up every morning with the words, ‘Still got it,’ tripping off our tongues.

– Having a relationship with 23-year-old Robert Pattinson becomes suddenly achievable.
 So how can anyone NOT be happy for Sam? 
 


What do you think? Could you go there?


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