1. Decide who you're voting for on Saturday night
Forget the Hairy Angel, the Grazia office is divided between that nice Shaun Smith boy and Stavros Flatly. Let's just remind ourselves of the genius of SF's audition so you can make your mind up.
2. Get excited about a reality show (that's not The Apprentice or BGT)
No, not Big Brother (urgh). The US version of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is coming. And Heidi and Spencer are going in! We. Can. Not. Wait.
3. Celebrate Kylie's birthday
She turned 41 yesterday, so let's celebrate by playing the, erm, What's Your Favourite Kylie Hair Do? Game.
4. Don't try this at home.
Really, don't. The RSPCA would have something to say (but HOW cute? Forget the dinosaur toy from The Apprentice, we want a kitty).