Nope, she hasn't been invited to the White House now she's ‘more powerful than Barack Obama' (we give Simon Cowell six months to spin that one) – but she has had a serious grooming session to go with her new summer wardrobe. Neatly plucked eyebrows, check. A lot of hair dye and quick chop, double check. What next? Balmain shoulder pads? Go on, Susan. We dare you!