Vassap! Bruno's back...

03 April 2009

Lock up your leather pants! The trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen's new movie has landed, and it doesn't disappoint. As we all know - after he sucked a tampon in the audience of Stella McCartney's show this October - Bruno plays the most camp and outrageous man in fashion. And here's what we learned from the trailer:

  1. The catchphrase of the summer will be Bruno's ‘Vassap!' No question.
  2. Bruno has ‘done a Madonna' and adopted an African baby. And called him OJ. Ouch.
  3. For some reason, Bruno spends a lot of time brandishing a piece of adult equipment while seeking an answer for the eternal question: ‘How do you defend yourself against a man with two dildos?'
  4. It's not a good idea to wear an all-Velcro suit backstage at a fashion show. Unless you want to annoy everyone.
  5. We can't wait until Bruno is released on 10 July - it's going to be very, very funny.


- Hannah Marriott

WARNING: contains strong/sexually explicit language

 


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