Are you suffering from a spot of finance fatigue? Bored by tales of redundancy, pay cuts and bank bailouts? Fabulous news, friends: OK! magazine's annual rich list has hit the newsstands, providing a welcome break from reality. Obviously, we'd never marry a man for his cash, but a bit of fantasy gold-digging never did a girl any harm. Unfortunately, it looks like Simon Cowell is the man to suck up to in 2009, topping the list with a whopping £35 million. But if you can take the heat, Christian Bale's stock is up at the £18 million mark. This year's losers include Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand, who've missed out on massive earnings while perched on the naughty step.
But our favourite new entry has got to be Twilight's Robert Pattinson, at £6.2 million. Not that we needed another reason to daydream about being his girlfriend. Sigh. [OK]