The Grazia Quiffometer™: Who's Got The Most Impressive Quiff?

11 December 2013 by

Elvis the Pelvis was once king of the quiff, but since he had the world 'All Shook Up' there's been plenty of young pretenders vying for his crown. From follically blessed David Beckham to Mr. Quiffy fashion designer Henry Holland, we've rounded up the keenest quiffs and put them through our entirely scientifically and mathematically accurate Grazia Quiffometer™ to discover once and for all who is the ultimate quiffster. 

Despite some fine examples from throwback musicians Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars, as well as tousled toff actors Robert Pattinson and Eddie Redmayne, there could really be only one winner. Harry Styles is of course the heir hair apparent to every wild haired rock star from Mick Jagger to Jon Bon Jovi and his barnet is currently playing a supporting role to his Saint Laurent and Burberry packed wardrobe, which bagged him a British Style Icon Award this month.

In fact the teased style is inspiring legions of identikit lads across the country, setting him apart from his One Direction bandmates who also boast beautiful bouffants. Cheeky Irish chappy Niall Horan put in a good effort with his texturised quiff, but Harry's hair has a life force all of its own, as the once side swept tresses appear to be growing as quickly and as steeply as his rise to stardom. Or is he the male equivalent of Gretchen Wieners from Mean Girls? 'Harry Styles knows everybody's business, he knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big, it's full of secrets.' No wonder the Fash Pack wants to keep him around!

Check out Mr. Styles's rival quiffers in the gallery below...


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