Okay, don't be jealous ladies, but TOM FORD just sent us a Valentine.
We didn't even think he, y'know, liked women, but clearly we were wrong. Because the best-looking man in fashion (and Hollywood) has just sent a Valentine to our Web Editor, and as you would expect from Mr Ford, it's pretty classy - a mysterious, glossy black gift bag discreetly emblazoned with the designer's name. And guess what was inside, nestled in layers of black tissue?
Well, the accompanying card gave it away: 'a little treat for you this Valentine's Day - along with a beautiful Tom Ford lip colour to create a seductive look.' And there, besides a very Julianne-Moore-at-the-BAFTAs scarlet lipstick [aka Smoke Red], were some minimalist but utterly sexy chocolates in a chicly compact box from La Maison Du Chocolat. Who knew Mr Nudity himself was into chocolates?
And okay, so the accompanying note was written by Ford's press officers (why so shy, Tom?), and it wasn't terribly poetic or sensual, but we're reading between the lines here and we know that when it said 'best wishes' it actually meant 'I love you. Call me.'