Posh's dirty new skin secret...

07 October 2008


Mrs B may have a fab new haircut and seven-inch heels to match, but what's a girl to turn to for perfect skin? Err... nightingale poo, of course!
Victoria, who claims she's been plagued by skin complaints since her teens, admired Japanese women's complexions on a recent trip to Japan. After discovering their secret, she was delighted to discover that New York salons offer the £100 Geisha Facial based on the same ‘magic' ingredient: nightingale poo. The special bird droppings are said to contain an enzyme called guanine that apparently cleanses the skin and leaves it smooth and supple. VB is rumoured to be so hooked on the treatment that even David has been giving it a whirl! His 'n' hers skincare: whoever said romance was dead?


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