Grazia Daily has found not one, not two, or three but FOUR brilliant Kate Middleton dolls which have been cast, with varying degrees of success, to commemorate the marriage of Kate and Prince William in precisely three weeks. So prepare to be wowed as we present to you ‘The K-Mid Collection’ alongside the motley crew of celebrities who we believe they ACTUALLY resemble.
First and most impressively, we have the Franklin Mint doll, a limited edition and nosebleedingly expensive ‘vinyl portrait doll’, complete with a ‘pre bridal glow in her eyes’.
Lookalike: Great Kate
Second up, is the just released Hamley’s Kate Middleton doll, a toothsome offering that was released this week and comes complete, inexplicably, with a large fascinator that looks like it MAY have been nicked from a Lady Gaga toy.
Lookalike: Celine Dion
Ashton Drake’s KM doll, meanwhile (only available in the States, unfortunately) sees the future Princess Catherine reign supreme with an impressively heaving bosom and trim waist, but a surprisingly narrow shnozz.
Lookalike: Mariah Carey
And finally, we have the Paradise Gallery doll, a replica of Kate Middleton crossed with Elizabeth Taylor In that this honey is literally DRIPPING with jewels. We’re certain that Kate would show a good deal more restraint when accessorizing with gazillions of pounds worth of jewellery. I mean, that much bling should be treated with respect, yah? Yah.
Lookalike: Natalie Cassidy
- Alex Butt