02 May 2014 by

Single For Summer? Why It's Great To Be A 'Spring Breaker'

In the week that Prince Harry & Cressida call it a day,  we list the top 5 reasons its great to be a 'Spring Breaker'…
1. Box set bingeing in the chilly months with a lacklustre boyfriend is one thing. Putting up with their crappy cargo shorts come summer is quite another.
2. Everyone knows that with summer comes bikinis, beaches and boys… many more chances to cavort with a new John or Juam
3. Being the only non-single on a girls/lads holiday is the definition of missed opportunity.
4. The wedding season. Everyone knows this offers prime perving prospects.
5. Boyfriend dressing isn't quite so appealing in 30 degree heat - who needs to nick his jeans when you've got your own micro shorts?

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