Exactly two years after Miley Cyrus murdered both Hannah Montana and Robin Thicke’s career with one ill-advised twerk, and she’s returning to the scene of the crime – the VMAs. Lock up your Teddy Bears.
But don’t get too excited. This time rather than - we don’t know - riding a unicorn made of sex toys or fellating a boot, Miley is going to be attending in the role of host rather than performer.
She announced the news on Instagram, dressed in a strange Alien gimp suit wearing a sandwich board reading, ‘MTV won’t let me perform, so I’m hosting this year’s VMAs’. Naturally, the tongue made an appearance.
She’s nothing if not industrious, that one.